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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Arrival of the Daleks in Robertson - Updated


Daleks have arrived in Robertson.
Dalek Eggs
Its all right, though Folks. 
These are still in their "egg casings" and have not yet hatched.
But I suspect it will not be long.

The Dalek Eggs are still inside their Egg Sacs,
and have not yet escaped.
However, if you hear the Cry "EXTERMINATE" you ought not leave the safety of your house. Gather your loved ones and pets around yourself, and hope they leave you alone.

Do not ring the Council, as Council invited these Aliens here.

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An explanation is warranted.
These tanks will be the individual collection tanks and pumping systems for the Robertson Sewerage Scheme.
A massively over-engineered system (or "over-engineered in order to cope with bad planning decisions in the first step"), complete with a centralised treatment plant located on top of a hill above the Village.
Yes we will be "pushing shit up hill".
Isn't there an aphorism about that?
Enough said.

4 comments:

Tyto Tony said...

I've called for The Doctor. Don't Daleks zombify other life forms to drive the fiendish shells?

Snail said...

Wait until Davros arrives. Then you'll be in trouble.

Denis Wilson said...

Thanks Mick and Tony
We already have zombified bodies in Robbo, Tony. The Pub is just across the road.
Thanks Mick, I had forgotten about Davros.
It seems: "Davros is a megalomaniac who believes that through his creations, the Daleks, he can become the supreme being and ruler of the universe."
Well, we have a few contenders for that role around the Highlands.
I cannot mention names, for reasons you will understand.
Cheers
Denis
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Incidentally these tanks will be the individual collection tanks and pumping systems for the Robertson Sewerage Scheme.
A massively over-engineered system, complete with a centralised treatment plant located on top of a hill above the Village.
Yes we will be "pushing shit up hill".
Isn't there an aphorism about that?
Enough said.
.
Cheers
Denis

Denis Wilson said...

Apologies folks.
I mean to thank Snail for the Davros comment.
Denis