Beware of a rogue Reindeer seen lurking behind the long grass beside Kangaloon Road, on the way from Bowral to Robertson and Fitzroy Falls.
He is visible only fleetingly, in the late afternoon, as you drive back from Bowral. Never as you drive towards Bowral? Does one's mind get poisoned by the toxic fumes from that township, or the over-indulgence by locals in hallucinatory substances? Surely not?
Don't dally too long, as you drive towards Kangaloon, or Glenquarry. Stay in your car, and keep on the road. Whatever you do, do not get out of your car. He looks like he has an "attitude" Is it rutting season for Reindeers? I wonder?